….before my inevitably soul crushing return to Corporate America. On the bright side, at least I’ll be working in downtown Chicago, which is much nicer than a nondescript office park in suburban Cincinnati.

I wish I could say that I have really exciting plans today, but the extent of my to-do list is

• attempt to go for a run on these icy fucking sidewalks
•  buy a new corkscrew for someone because I apparently turn into Lenny from ‘Of Mice And Men’ when opening a bottle of wine

Livin’ the rock star life over here, you guys.