Anatomy of insomnia:

Wake up in the middle of the night => Have a random-ass memory about a random-ass person from my past => Wonder what that random-ass person is up to now => Fall down rabbit hole on Facebook wondering how in the fuck there are so many people with the same fucking name => See how many people out there have my name => Give up on trying to find the aforementioned random person => See if any friends are on GChat(which of course they aren’t) => Email people, because everyone likes a 4am email about nothing => Turn on Pandora => Use all my allowable skips in the first two minutes => Get the sudden urge to listen to Skee-Lo => Realize that’s my cue to get out of bed and take this party to the kitchen. 

Today is gonna be a long fucking day.