I have been threatened, via anonymous message, that if I don’t stop posting “emo” shit that I am (gasp!) in danger of losing a reader.

Thusly, to keep this very valuable member of my blogging community engaged, I will cease to show any sign of exhibiting emotions or normal human “feelings” and convert to a sociopathic conveyer of snark and misanthropy in order to keep this person happy.

I am sure you understand. I would NEVER want to disappoint someone to whom I provide literally MINUTES of free entertainment per week. The blogger/reader trust is too great to risk losing.

Love,

Mike