Last night, I took my Ambien, got in bed, and continued playing on my phone while watching the Reds game. The last thing I remember is putting the sleep timer on my TV and putting my phone on the nightstand.

At some point after that, I apparently downloaded the song “Rapper’s Delight” from iTunes, for a cool $1.29. I have no memory of doing that, nor do I have ANY idea why I wanted that song. Might be time to cut down to half a pill.

(Part 1)