Be sure to thank a vet today.
I’m going to recycle this from last year because it’s so stupid. Derp.
At least he’s saying the right things.
On the other hand, Ben Roethlisberger is a big fan of that Japanese rape video game, and he makes no apologies about it.
Going to hell….
Coworker (reading the newspaper): Cincinnati police are looking for a missing 12 year old girl. She was last seen Tuesday night getting into an SUV. No foul play is suspected…Oh wow, it says she’s five-foot-three, 200 pounds. Wow.
Me: Maybe she fell into the chocolate river at the candy factory. Have they looked there?
Mike. 32. Chicago. Bulldog lover. Work complainer. Notable Internet crank.
